so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i believe in u and ur pee
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