I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
