No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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