What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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