when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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