Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
