OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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