I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
