Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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