Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
