hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
