we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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