nut hugger
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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