Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You ruined the universe
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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