My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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