fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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