This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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