return my video game
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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