Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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