Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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