the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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