They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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