You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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