it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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