YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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