As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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