Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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