I'm drive I can fine osifer
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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