I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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