It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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