There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
