cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
