well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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