Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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