My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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