Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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