I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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