I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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