So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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