watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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