Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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