That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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