Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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