I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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