she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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