do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
