Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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