the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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