If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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