Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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